Basically PMS means having 99 problems and wanting to eat yourself to death is all of them.
Fucking. This.
Please help spread this around <3
This needs to happen.
(via relatablelifeproblems)
You know who I love?
Julie Andrews.
Julie Fucking Andrews.
Julie I-look-better-than-you-even-though-I-am-76-years-old Andrews.
Julie I-am-Mary-Poppins-Maria-Von-Trapp-and-the-Queen-of Genovia Andrews.
Julie Queen-of-EVERYTHING Andrews.
FUCKING THIS
YES ;3;
So this user has been pressured into leaving Tumblr because she punched a dickhead in the face for joking about rape and she was threatened for it.
Due to continuing threats and comments, this account will no longer be active.
I have spoken to the police about the whole ordeal and all involved have agreed that this was the best action to take.
Edit: I did tell the police the entire story. I turned myself in and understand the possible legal consequences.
You know what? FUCK YOU TUMBLR. Fuck you and the little shits who hide behind Anonymous and threaten people for fighting against rape and anything related to rape.
Fuck you.
I hope your mother/girlfriend/sister/friends/everyone asks what happened to your nose. I hope you have to explain that you thought it’d be funny to joke with your friend about raping the drunk girl across the street. I bet you didn’t think that the girl who was walking in front of you would turn around and punch you in the face. You’re a filthy piece of shit and I don’t regret this at all.
Let’s fight verbal ignorance with physical violence! That’ll teach’em! Dear Tumblr user “ignitemythoughts”: I’d rather not take your URL’s advice - your thoughts don’t seem very thought out.
oh. wow. fuck you. that verbal VIOLENCE could have became physical VIOLENCE, and she defended herself. if she had told that puke about rape culture he would have laughed in her face. girls don’t have the privilege of assuming it’s just jokes. god, you’re a piece of shit.
As someone who has been raped, I fully support punching dicktards who think rape is funny.
This Tyler Oakley person clearly doesn’t know what rape is, so he thinks it’s perfectly okay to joke about doing it to someone. I hope you get punched in the dick, asshole.
(via destinedforjohnlock)
My boyfriend woke me up today
by holding my face by the chin and making out with me. Hehe.
Gardener Sues Tulsa for Cutting Down Her Edible Garden
KOTV reports that Denise Morrison grows an edible and medicinal garden of over 100 plant varieties in her front and back yard. Last August, she received a letter from the city reporting a complaint about her yard.
She took photographs of her gardens and went to meet with city inspectors who told her “Everything, everything need to go” when she asked for problem areas to be pointed out.
Upon hearing that all of her garden would have to be destroyed she called the police who issued her a citation so she could appear in court and work it out with the city. At her court hearing on August 15 the judge directed both parties to return to court in October.
The very next day, Morrison found, and photographed, city workers cutting down most of her plants-with what appears to be a bobcat and riding lawnmower- including trees that bore fruits and nuts. It is important to point out here that the city did not have permission to take action against the garden because the judge had put off hearing their case until October.
Everything that Morrison grew could be eaten. At the time the gardener was unemployed and not covered by insurance.She used her garden not only to feed herself, but to treat her diabetes, high-blood pressure and arthritis. According to Morrison, when she explained this to the enforcement officials she was told “we don’t care.” Morrison has filed a civil rights lawsuit arguing that the enforcement officials overstepped their bounds.
If this is sounding familiar to you it’s because gardens like Morrison’s are always coming under attack. Remember the story of Adam Guerrero last year that made national headlines after Colleen blogged about it here at TreeHugger?
I wish Morrison all the luck with her lawsuit because gardens are a civil right.
Self-sufficiency is a fucking crime now?
Don’t ask for help, they say
Don’t depend on handouts they say
Don’t expect shit.
And when they see what that actually looks like
They take a BOBCAT to your property.
Tell me some more about how they don’t depend on our QUIET UNOBTRUSIVE suffering again
I’m just raging on behalf of this woman.
(via purgeparty)
ladgkjalhglajg So it was storming pretty badly a few minutes ago
The transformer outside had a heart attack, so we lost power for a bit. We turned off the AC, thinking it was overloading it. Power came back on, and then we turned the AC back on. Everything seems to be okay. For now.
I’ve heard transformers blow out, but I’ve never heard one power down. It was weird. This sort of low…sad electrical rumbling. Yeah. Something.
I didn’t know cows could be homophobic dickheads stuck in the past but hey, now we know.
The reason why I’ve not eaten at Chick-fil-A in months.
(via wilwheaton)
“If I had peanut butter on my dick
I would put my dick in your mouth,
only because I can’t put it in mine.”
oh my god the rings <3
lsjhglsjhglsfjhg omg I wants. o_____o
EDIT: Apparently they’re not rings, but bracelets. I’m mildly let down. xD
Ahh, society.
Throw some lipstick and a wig on him and see if people can tell the difference.
(via purgeparty)
Streaming Whose Line is it Anyway
like, all day. come watch!
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!
This blog borders on bi-polar disorder.